About the author of this story
The evil Pete has evil schemes under his prayer shawl. His experience as a futures trader and experience with derivatives form the riveting drama that unfolds. He attempts to corner the market on snow futures while betting that the snow will never make it to Vancouver (rather that the water will be used for his bottled water business) The planes will be stuck in Philadelphia due to another snow storm, making it impossible to reach the Olympics in time.
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Peter
TOBIE SAVES THE WINTER OLympics
A sweet Jewish girl from Philadelphia saves the winter Olympics.
Tobie leaves Phila. the city. Phila. is hit by snow storms totaling in excess of 6 feet.
The excess snow paralyzes the city Mayor freaks because he can’t figure out where to put all the snow.He refuses to dump the snow into the 2 rivers which cross the city, because it would “pollute the waters with “toxic” chemicals” (environmentally/politically incorrect). The environmentalists (politically correctnicks) constitute a major part of his political base. The mayor is paralyzed, by what to do with this situation.
Tobie (remember the sweet Jewish girl form Phila.- our heroine) arrives at the winter Olympics, in Vancouver, Canada. The Olympic snow committee (a sub group of the Olympic winter games committee- a corrupt group of self serving, nationalistic pols) are paralyzed with fear by the lack of snow at the Olympic games. Tobie (our heroine from Phila./ mind you she is Jewish too!!!) hears about the committee’s dilemma, almost as soon as she lands in Vancouver.
Tobie is sad (boo-hoo…….) I’ve come all this distance and no snow. I’ll probably have to watch lawn bowling, and down hill free form tumbling. “I can’t have this happen, I’ve got to think of something (she say’s to herself, because at this point she hasn’t met up with her friends/ good thing, because the story would turn out very different if we were to complicate it with 2 other characters!!!!)
Tobie thinks long and hard (6.25 seconds/ she’s very bright) and the light bulb on top of her Phillies hat lights up with energy generated by her thinking. She’ll contact her friend, Peter the ganiff ( I wanted to use Moishe but I thought I should have an important role, even if it were the villan / good guy) sometimes known as sneaky Pete (you’ll see why).
As luck would have it Pete calls Tobie, to talk about the snow situation in Philadelphia, just as Tobie was starting to call Pete. (He’s politically connected and is trying to score points with the mayor so he could get all of Milton Streets no show contracts)
Tobie and Pete start talking at the same time saying the same thing, THE SNOW!!!!!!!!! Get it shipped to Vancouver. If it’s toxic those Canadians would never know it, they’d be so grateful for the snow any way.
Pete’s idea is to get Tobie’s American Express number (oops, they only take VISA)to steal her identity and most of all to be able to send Tobie, (our heroine) post cards from as many Caribbean islands as he can before he, well that’s another whole book!!!!!!!) They compromise (Tobie’s no dumbie, and she read the book Special Schemes for Dumbies). They decide to ship airfreight (collect) To lessen the impact of the financial burden they contact Birdseye foods, they pick up a portion of the shipping costs- they don’t need to ship by refrigerated truck- any way the would be able to recoup the money from ARA by charging them the same foe the food.
More to come..................